An invisible sign that says "NOTICE ME"

I sent a message about what people choose to notice to a friend of mine from kindergarten through high school. In that message, I recalled a story told by former Chicago Bears linebacker, Chris Zorich. Chris' mother used to tell him that everyone has an invisible sign around his or her neck that reads "NOTICE ME".

My goal was to stick that into a screenplay someday, but it's a story worth telling regardless of how it gets told. Feel free to steal it before I get the opportunity to steal it myself.